and his missus and slurs"Have u eveerrr scored an oh go?""No" says Wayne trying to avoid him, " Ive never scored an own goal ""No" says the drunk, "You the- pretty one ,Have u ever scored an ogre?"
Pretty? which ones that then? the drunk must have been talkin to himself
There was a young man called wayne he jumped on a gravey...... train what a mistake for he was never d same again