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A moment of accidental luck between the Ancient Gerrard & that Pensioner Torres while playing a 4 4 2 with that ancient Kuyt playing as a second striker with the pensioner Meireles on the right wing .
Thankfully Roy seen sense in the second half & moved Kuyt to the right & reverted to the much more sensible 4 5 1 & steadied the ship which somehow allowed poor little Wigan a chance to attack us , he also rested the old man from Portugal & gave my inexperienced baby boy Shevely a game & made him play 2 different positions in 45 minutes .
He then brought off the old man from Holland & put on the Old man from Denmark & let Baby Jon Jo run around on the right for a while Ahhhhhhh .
Then he Brought off the old man from Argentina & Gave baby Eccelson a chance to run around on the left Ahhhhhhhh .
And to top it all off we didnt have the burden of trying to carry 3 heavy points home with us , arent we the clever ones !?
What a wonderful night !
John, you've about summed up my thoughts during and after the match in a well crafted sarcastic summary which I truly appreciate and can say for once, am in 100% full agreement with you.
Perhaps you can keep your good journalistic view going and explain to me, or maybe someone else, anyone else, WHY THE FCUK is Jovanovic even on the bench if he's never going to play??????????????????????????
If Meireles was injured and had to come off at half then certainly switching Maxi to the right and putting on Jovan to the left would have made perfect sense... but no, he played Jonjo out there where he looked like a deer in head lights and completed more passes to Wigan and the stands than he did to Red.
AND THEN after dropping a goal, trying to chase one back, we bring on our most worthless, slowest player in the squad to hold I don't know what, instead of bringing on perhaps our fastest player to help aid Gerrard and Torres in attack.....
Why Roy WHY???????
If we had won this one, and drawn to Stoke, I could have said ok..fine 4 pts from 6, 2 away and a very long 2 weeks job well done.. but now our 2 best players were run ragged again, Jovan is collecting dust and FCUK ALL!!
- 2 Replies to Jason
How do you expect Roy to be all things to all people if he stops putting himself & his position first .
Roy has a responsibility to all things & all people & must please them in accordance with the Nature of the Goddess .
How is he expected to do that by behaving masculine & beastly & making single minded decisions that are in conflict with the Moon Child as she enters Aries ?
Surely you cant expect him to sacrifice the Children , Oh Goddess Please wont someone think of the poor poor children !!!? for the sake of points , Goals , Clean sheets , & the dreaded league after so many years avoiding the beastly thing ?
No Jason you must repent your triumph lusting ways that the Evil Shankly & his disciples Paisley , Fagan & Dalglish deceived us into desiring by giving us nights of joy that formed our characters which we will be unable to forget for the rest of our lives at the expense of our inner Goddess !
Repent Jason & Join us in our ever so slow rise , our steadied ship , our safe pair of hands , our all new modern LFC that is free from the past & its sinfully proud & victorious ways .
We are the all new all caring all sharing LFC & mid table stability shall be the battle cry that sees us avoid the blessed relegation which the Goddess in her Kindness has so sweetly tempted us with .
Alas , the way Roy is over performing we shall acquire the dreaded 50 points that will see us remain in the Ghastly Premier League for another season but if we all grow breasts between now & next season perhaps we shall be blessed with relegation & released from the vile pursuit or Trophy hunting .
We can only hope .
God Bless the Children & all who contribute to our cause by scoring against us .....
And Please Please Please
Dont forget to spare a thought for the children !!!!!
So if we come out and win at Stoke and thus have the 4 points from these two games will that still be OK?
As for Jova, well he has been just about total shyte a la Babel so why would we be wanting to bring him on the pitch? He seems to be another case of just how many chances do you give the guy to phuck up before you finally realize that he is useless.
Frustrating, isn´t it John?
Poor managerial tactics all round tonight from Woy. His worst offense for me was the backing off we did for seventy minutes. Allowed Wigan to come on which they did of course. A lucky point imo.
- 1 Reply to Miguel
No Miguel you are wrong !
I used to think like you but everyone on this board has enlightened me in the ways of mediocrity & the pleasures of dropping points to allow inexperienced little boys run around in the fresh air .
There is no pleasure in the masculine amassing goals a plenty , clean sheets galore & hoarding points greedily .
You must Join us Miguel in the all new caring sharing steadied ship , transitional period , problems off the field , it will take time , 5 year plan LFC !
This is not the 80's you know & league titles are so out of fashion , get with the times Miguel !
May God bless the children & all who benefit from scoring against us !