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up the boro!. i would just like to say to geordie chris.........when's your next european game again?? cant even win the intertoto cup!!!! now thats a fuckin mickey mouse cup if i ever saw one!!!! geordie twat!!!
boro will finish above newcastle, sunderland will be relegated...AGAIN!!!
and as for slating our town, well, middlesbrough may be a shithole, it may have drug problems.....but its far better than newcastle ....alreet!!! ya tosser. the only good thing about newcastle is the quayside...and half of that belongs to gateshead!!!
enjoy a season of hell under that fuckwit souness......i mean fancy letting Craig bellamy go....he's your best fucking striker......or would that be why your interested in Viduka?
Typical 23 year old Guisborough d*ckhead, good at running his gob off like all Teesiders but cant come up with an intelligent enough answer back.
You must have ran out of sheep to sh*g then???? Hows your inbred little 'village' full of blokes that thinks they are nails doing then? Still trying to intimidate people going for a quiet drink with their girlfriends when there a group of about ten of you? just to end up standing there filling your pants when your confronted by one man!??!! ha ha ha ha I pity you lot.......soft.
Wait until the end of the season before you shout on about where Boro will finish smoggie scum..........your not exactly safe as houses when it comes to getting relagated either, you wouldnt know where to put yourself if Newcastle & Sunderland have more success this season.
So we (the Geordies & proper North Easterners) got put out of Europe?, no big deal most of us saw that coming, the team that put us out wanted it more and would certainly have demolished your minor team by a far greater amount of goals, the spaniards played well so I give them credit for that.
You lot will show your 'european' quality again and come nowhere close to winning either, I shall be watching them play and laughing when they make more lack lustre performances on channel 5, not sure if I'll join in singing with all your dead original songs though?
Has Middlesbrough ACTUALLY got any songs of regional history? Perhaps I could create some for you - Lets all go down linthorpe Road.......& grab a 5 bag!!! (to the tune of lets all go down the Strand....grab a banana!) or Creeping along the West Dyke Road.....sneaking into Redcar Races! (be like the Mackems and rip the Blaydon Races tune off!)
F*ck me, I'm so good at this, I might even get your crap hole of an area on the map.
Personally, I think letting Craig Bellamy go was not the best move, I know he was brilliant on the pitch but very disruptive off it and he just wouldnt learn....so Souness sent him packing.....stupid, but I can see his reasons, nobody is bigger than the club as Souness himself will find out.
Funnily enough a large majority of Geordies want him (Souness)out now of St James Park or do you think we all love the scotch c*nt?
We dont rate Viduka either, we dont want him, hes good enough for your sh*te team though, you lot can keep paying a high salary to a bloke whos on the treatment table more than the pitch.....we'd just heckle the fat c*nt from the stands and make his life a misery.........thats a 52,000 people attendance aswell......whats the Riversides average gate? did they drop your ticket prices aswell since your all dole wallers?
As for The City of Newcastle upon Tyne.....
......if your gonna go on about the Quayside then I'll just point out that if your refering to the nightlife aspects of Gatesheads side of the Quayside, then theres only The Tuxedo Princess, Baja Beach Club and Buffalo Joes, which are all enjoyable places.....
.....the Newcastle sides got most of the good bars a few clubs and lots of restaraunts, so obviously you've never left your 'village' and been UP there.
Newcastle is a Thriving City full of life and excitement........as for Guisborough?? ha ha ha ha ha f*cking hell son, curtain twitching is about as good as it gets and chasing sheep.....
.....now you'll be spending the rest of the week peddling your dynamo to get enough electricity to answer back!!!
Hail Hail the Hillbilly Jon.
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Nice rant Mr Geordie man. Hmmmmm. 52,000 fans and still you can't finish higher than a little town like Middlesbrough. Ah, but that's because unlike our chairman, yours is a money grabbing self appreciating geordie that, by his own admission, sells the people of Newcastle utter #$%$, poor quality #$%$ to boot. Not even good #$%$ like you find pumped off the coast of Redcar.
You seem to appreciate yourself and your witty banter as much as freddy shepperd does himself - so go along little sheep, bleating back to you stadium and sing your culturally valid songs with you loyal and oh so voiceifurous fans and your shepperd.
At Boro well take what ever comes our way, we won't bleat about us being one of the big guns or about how we are too good to go down - we'll start the season optimistic about our chances of having a reasonable season. Every game in Europe will be a bonus for us not an expected right. If we go out we'll do it with some grace - not like a load of whining nobs. When we go out we'll take it on the chin and not try to deflect the #$%$ on to other team.
In bred? Hmmmmm. Well it is true that my mother was married to my father - how sick is that. My parents were married to each other eeeeewwwwwwww. Got to be honest about the sheep too. Never ever saw one growing up in Redcar infact the first time I heard about sheep shagging was from a Geordie?!? So something else you may have in comon with the welsh, sheep and #$%$ accent.
As for the City of Newcastle, not a lot to say on that one. Never been, never will go. I certainly won't suggest songs you might want to sing about it, never wanted to take the time or effort to find out what places might be worthy of a song.
I'm sure you think electricity is something exclusive to THE BIG CITY AND ITS ENLIGHTEND FOLK, but no, we all get electricity. I do beleive in London, however, they still travel around by horse and carriage and eat jellied eel.
Viduka. Played well for Leeds, been a bag of #$%$ for us so far, talk about stating the obvious!
As for Sunderland. Who gives a f#ck what they do? Do you? I don't! I couldn't care less where you finish, you are not that important to me or the majority of Boro fans. Why do you think you are? Delusions of grandeur? The answer isn't necessarily black and white.
Craig Bellamy is a Blackburn player, he used to play for Newcastle....oooppppssss, stating the bloody obvious again. Good player, bad attitude, you managed to hit that one right on the head. Ultimately Souness will do what he always does.....promise much, deliver little and spend lots.
You really seem to be a rational man who can analyze a situation, state what he sees, the go completely to peices at the merest sight of black and white stripes. I once saw a geordie in Blackpool cheering a stick of black and white rock while his mate was clapping an inflatable Zebra for blowing aimlessly in the wind a bit like Ameobi.
typical??!?!? try getting your facts right SON!!! firstly im not 23, (check out the profile!) obviously they dont teach f@cking maths in newcastle schools anymore, secondly I'm an original geordie who moved to get out of the shithole that is newcastle. What has newcastle got exactly?? terraced houses, a nice bridge (if your into that type of thing!!), the metro?!? hmmm...original that...london or paris or new york have them,....but newcastle?? doesnt quite have the same ring to it does it?!?!, beggars on every corner asking for a bite of your burger??!?!.
Guisbrough may be full of sheep shaggers and inbreds, but it has countryside, fresh air, ancient ruins and lots of pubs for entertainment.
How was the first day of the season then?? boro played the european champions and drew, didnt you play the second best side in the league and get hammered 2-0? hmmm...funny that, you slag boro off but we are still above you in the league and still the top team in the north east, who can boast european cup football this season!!!
hail hail hillbilly john, who saw the light and declared his undying hatred for the geordies,.......up the boro!!!!
enjoy your relegation battle with sunderland.......howay the maccams!!!
love ,hugs and lots of inbred feeling go out to you my friend......i pity you.