Middlesbrough Message Board
A Smoggy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum (high time
they put that fence around Middlesbrough) and he hears all the residents
inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in.
Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then everyone inside the asylum starts
chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!
There was this group of people on a tour-bus. The guide on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, where upon a man got up and said that he could tell a Smoggie joke. Suddenly a bloke in the back of the bus said, "No, don`t do that. I'm a Middlesbrough fan. "The guide looked at him and said, "That's okay. We'll explain it to you afterwards."
Steve McClaren was heard to say that he likes Rebels in his squad. Just look at Mark Viduka. What a Rebel he is!! He bought "Chicken Tonight" but he is not going to eat it until tomorrow!
and finally, because I know he'll be reading these jokes...
Quasimodo asks Esmerelda if he really is the ugliest man alive. Esmerelda says "Go upstairs and ask the magic mirror who is the ugliest man alive and the mirror will tell you" Five minutes later Quasimodo comes down stairs and asks Esmerelda, "Who the f*ck is paul3767?"