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Looking at your message, you don't have a girfriend do you? Be honest.
When was the last time you picked up silverware? You can included FA Youth cups - they're a sign of things to come. You can't include North Ridings Cups.
Now read this message once for every year since you last won something. As you can't count that high ask your Mum and Dad to help, I know they're downstairs watching TV while your all alone in your computer room with a big, hand made, you coloured it in all on your own, "Do Not Disturb" sign. I bet you underlined the "not" twice in big red pen. You are a clever boy.