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Well it seems that Geordie bloke is saying that all Boro supporters mothers are on the game…..well I for one am GUTTED…I mean my mam…..she never f**cking told ME the #$%$ !
Anyway his post has given me a good idea….and seeing as though Boro is the humour capital of the universe (Roy Chubby Brown) what can we say about his mam??
I am offering a prize for the best comment to be judged by me, closing date the last day of April 2006. This competition is also open for supporters of other teams.
Here are a few to get you started ;
“Geordie blokes mam is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out”
“Geordie blokes mothers breath is so bad ..its like there’s a little man in her mouth with dogshit on his shoes”
“Geordie blokes mams teeth are so yellow…they could butter a whole loaf of bread”
So come on lads get yer thinking caps on cos I am sure you can do better
And don’t worry about sinking to his level because its only for a laugh and I am sure he will see the funny side of it …he he he.
Geordie Blokes mother is so ugly she sucked on a lemon and IT winced
Geordie blokes mother went nude sun bathing at Whitley Bay and a passerby said " I don't know what your wearing love but it needs ironing"
Because Gerodie Blokes mother is blond and has a Geordie accent, she's entitled to an Orange Sticker for her car.
Geordie Blokes mother has terrible back trouble....she has difficulty getting it off the mattress.
Some good ones there, keep em coming....and a fitting prize for this competition will be the new King Kong DVD cos his mam looks like a big gorilla...
"Geordie Blokes mam is so stupid she needs a recipe book to make ice cubes"
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Geordie blokes mother is so fat the rest of the family jog round her for exercise
Geordie blokes mother is so ugly his dad takes her with him when he sign's on just so he don't have to kiss her good bye
Geordie blokes mother is so smelly even the family pet wouldn't have a lick
When Gerodie Bloke asked his mother who his Dad was, she told him he was Some Soldiers
Geordie Blokes mother used to be a model....for Toby Jugs
Geordie Bloke's mother stood on a Speak your Weight machine and heard "One at a time please"
Geordie Bloke's mother came home after her first night on the game with £8.01. When his Dad asked" That's not much and who gave you the penny", she replied "They all did"
Geordie Bloke hasn't got a mother....he was tossed off against a wall and hatched in the sun
Geordie Bloke's mother complained to the Rabbi after his Circumcision that he had chucked the wrong bit away
I had geordie blokes mam when she was 15 but had charlie32uk's mum when she was 12! I Gary Glitter am charlie32uk's Dad and I have just surfaced since he was keen to mention me in the Newcastle United forum.