• Middlesbrough Message Board

  • A Yahoo! User Feb 15, 2007 17:08 Flag

    Woodgate to undergo psychiatric treatment

    Evidently Johnathan Woodgate has described Middlesbrough
    as a green and pleasant town with mountains green, pleasant pastures and clouded hills with majestic views of deep flowing rivers rolling into the nearby sea.

    to dirty mucky cold old Madrid seeping in pollution and social deprivation..

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    • after latest reports that he's signed for this hell hole of a(home)place the 7million quid wqill go towards a lobotomy

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      • Awww whets the matter yet another defender unavailable and to think you are in so desperate need of one too.

        Yeah its a crying shame these players deciding to opt to stay at there home town club aint it, maybe the fa should bring some sort of rule out and does it worry you that you might get relegated next season due to your fragile defence and shite manager who can't identify the problem or can't find a decent defender to buy?

      • I see that the jealous side of people has come back into this board, just because Woodgate has decided to stay with his home town club, the bar codes are unhappy about it. There will always be some people who will argue the point that he should have joined a bigger club, but when you take into account how the Boro have treated and looked after him, why would he want to leave?

    • you're obviously a misguided cretin who has clearly never actually been to Middlesbrough or the surrounding area. We may not be the biggest town in the world and yes, there is a lot of industry on the River Tees, but we are also a mere fifteen minutes away from one of the largest, most beautiful and historically significant National Parks in the United Kingdom. It is also worth pointing out to an uneducated buffon like yourself that if it were not for Teesside, this country would not have had such booming Steel, Iron and Chemical industries - and without our honest, hardworking and underpaid workers those fat cats from the south would not be quite so fat. Jonathan Woodgate was born in Middlesbrough - as I was - and is therefore no different from any other self-respecting Teessider, in that he is undoubtedly proud to be from the area.If you want to take this up with me I'd be happy to engage you, you ignorant snob - otherwise perhaps you should keep your unsubstantiated rants to yourself.

      • 1 Reply to Matthew
      • Who on earth would possibly proud to come from an area like Teesside and Cleveland? The place is full of inbred people to start with.

        If you just take a look at places like Skinningrove, Guisborough and places like Grove Hill in the Boro for example you will find its a guaranteed place to find a pedigree village idiot, brainless yob or complete crime commiting smackhead!

        As for these beautiful national parks in Teesside? well? where exactly are they then? I dont recall seeing any?

        In under 10 minutes west of Newcastle you have proper flowing countryside, and places like Hadrians Wall which is a significant tourist attraction!

        If your going to try and play that game of our region is better than yours, then dont bother, even the most realistic of Teessider knows that Newcastle, Sunderland, Durham & Northumberland have a whole load more going for them than #$%$ Boro, Teesside and Cleveland.

      • 15 minutes?? yeah by space shuttle

    • Probably a Barcodes fan jealous that he opted for his hometown over the shambles from up the road!
      Oh, so did Huth lol!!
      Never mind, you got Onyewoooooooo ( hmmm, didnt we choose NOT to sign him earlier this season????)

      • 1 Reply to michael h
      • Your keep forgetting mike that Woodgates only on LOAN to Middlesbrough.

        I would be very disappointed in Woodgate as a person if he didnt want to join his homeclub town, he played very well at Newcastle United, that was inbetween his long bouts on the treatment table.

        Where is the SOLID evidence that NUFC went to sign Huth? I think you should read the NUFC official website for the real truth rather than reading the Sun which has NUFC linked to buying every player on the planet.

        But lets see now, NUFC are currently 9th in the table with key players out injured whilst Boro are STILL TRAILING to the Geordies with a full strength squad and no excuses.

        At least this "Shambles up the Road" is heading for the last 16 in the UEFA Cup, you know? european football competitions which the Boro are NOT IN THIS SEASON.

        Your all sitting at home watching the Bill.

    • Considering Madrid has one of the worlds worst shanty towns on a par with India and South America. You can clearly see why he would say that.

      Bet that was a demographic his shrink would know - Dr I Know Knacker All