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  • Boro CJ Boro CJ Aug 6, 2007 23:26 Flag

    Is it just me???????

    My predictions are;

    1) Teesside blokes will be officially recognised as the best looking people in the country, with Gareth Southgate as the cover boy.

    2) Middlesbrough property prices boom as thousands of page 3 models move North to shag the Teesside men-folk

    3) White sock & baseball cap sales rise dramatically in Newcastle & Sunderland in a disillusioned attempt at emulating their Northeast rivals

    4) Buoyed by the booming Boro economy and availability of quality split-arse, top football teams from all over the world are inundated with transfer requests from their star players.

    5) Steve McClaren after being sacked from the national side for failing to qualify for Euro 2008 begs Steve Gibson for his job back (and is told to “F$%K right off pal”)

    6) Middlesbrough storm to the top of the premiership.

    7) The Newcastle team are pelted with eggs by disillusioned Geordies who have yet again seen their side fail to live up to even the most feeble expectations.

    8) Sam Allardyce resigns as Newcastle manager and a joint team of Graham Souness, Kieron Dyer and Titus Bramble take over.

    9) Boro win the League cup beating Man-Ure 5 nil at Wembley. The premiership & F.A cup soon follow.

    10) Jabba the Geordie explodes in a gigantic explosion of $h¡t and stale pies.

    The bookies just gave me odds of a million to one, the funny thing is for your bet Davey the odds were even longer!!