I've made a list today of all your players and by accident I have realised that somethings wrong. So today I'd like to tackle this problem head on. Here is my...
PLAYERS WHO ARE VILLANS#$%$ LIST: Goalkeepers
Robert Green - Villan Richard Wright #$%$
George McCartney #$%$ Lucas Neill Villan Jonathan Spector Villan John Pantsil #$%$
Matthew Upson #$%$ Anton Ferdinand Villan Danny Gabbidon Villan James Collins #$%$ Calum Davenport #$%$
Lee Bowyer Villan Mark Noble Villan Matthew Etherington Villan Nolberto Solano Old Freddie Ljungberg Old AND #$%$ AND villan Luis Boa Morte Villan Scott Parker Villan Hayden Mullins #$%$ Kieron Dyer Villan Julien Faubert Villan
Carlton Cole #$%$ Dean Ashton Villan Craig Bellamy Villan Henri Camara #$%$ Bobby Zamora #$%$
In conclusion we can see that if you sift out the #$%$ and the bad boys I can see a real team developing here over the next two years in the Coca Cola League. Either that or they are all off to jail for a long time. So yes this team is going places for sure one way or the other
Woman advertises for a man in the local personal column. The door bell rings and this guy is sat on here front porch. The guy has neither arms or legs. She is a little taken aback by this and asks him what he can offer. He says"Well I offer you loyalty, I cannot go out chasing other woman as I have no legs, I offer you my mind and will adore you as I cannot physically embrace you " She says, "Well I was thinking more about the sexual side of things" He says, "No problem, how do you think I rang the doorbell from down here !! "