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  • A Yahoo! User Jun 15, 2008 02:08 Flag

    Saturday Evening Quick Joke

    1. THINGY

    Female.......Any part under car's bonnet
    Male...........The strap fastener on a woman's bra


    2 VULNERABLE

    Female.......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
    Male...........Playing cricket without a box


    3. COMMUNICATION

    Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner
    Male..........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys


    4. COMMITMENT

    Female....A desire to get married and raise a family
    Male........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one


    5. ENTERTAINMENT

    Female...A good movie, concert, play or book
    Male....Anything that can be done while drinking beer


    6. FLATULENCE

    Female...An embarrassing by product of indegestion
    Male......A source of entertainment, self-expression,
    male bonding


    7. MAKING LOVE

    Female....The greatest expression of intamacy a couple can achieve
    Male...Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it


    8. REMOTE CONTROL

    Female... A devise for changing from one tv channel to another
    Male..A devise for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.