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Here are some reasons as received from my inner circle of elite nimcumpoops....
* A fit Owen will score more than 15 league own goals
* He would make an excellent role model for your Academy strikers as a grab £££ and run merchant
* He wouldn't be able to score against us but will against you
* He would generate millions for the club, especially in Asia, they love him there! After all, he's the same height as them that's why!
* He's injury free...whoops I mean just "free"
* He's a cute little feller [hahahahaha.....f*cking hell someone call an ambulance !!]
ahhh...the cyber party.......the one from which I was excluded, that one eh.
...well mate, I did the only decent thing left after you went AWOL....
...........I reported the whole f*cking lot on it to Yahoo !!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I know I know....I'm a complete b*stard !! hehe
No worries Soppy.
If it's any consolation you are not alone in having to apologise to me, just check the growing list in which you are my latest addition today:-
If I had a quid for everytime someone apologised to me on here I would have enough for an aromatic crispy duck.................