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  • Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

    An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. Guido, I wana' you lissina me. I wana' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 Revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you Gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a Couple of bambinos "

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed With another man...

    "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"