Liverpool Message Board
Gary McSheffrey, Cameron Jerome, Rahdi Jaidi, DJ Campbell, Forsell, Bendtner
Who the fuck are they?? good strikers?? Ive wiped my arse on toilet paper worth more than that bunch, the only reputable striker you have is Forsell, Heskey was the biggest laziest bag of wank to ever pull on an England Shirt! U aint got shit and you aint gna score 100 goals this season - you wont reach 70
Yep - the scum came up to the prem and had their honeymoon 2 season period, then quickly GOT RELEGATED! whilst Villa enduring poor leadship under David O'Leary and Doug Ellis still stayed up. Its destiny im afraid scumnoses - we are destined to remain up here and you are destined to remain down there licking our boots.
Now we got Martin O'Neill, Randy Lerner & Stilian Petrov, expect us to make more quality signings - you wont catch us for shit, enjoy the Championship - because on recent form it looks like youll be there for a few years!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
how about a life sized cardboard cut out of Jeff Astle - it would be as good as anything else you have at the moment hahahaha
a rite 44 year old sad cunt whos got nuthin better to do with his time other than claim to be a zulu.
Fact of Matter is VILLA - Premiership SCUM - Championship
Great Barr 1 Small Heath 0
Our 6 Points sent you down! If anybodys spittin the dummy out of the pram its you
My 3 year old daughter is more grown up and intelligent than you,
I bet your one of those noses thats all gob but when it comes to the crunch your draggin your fat arse up Aston Hill, I know a few Zulus and Zulus dont sit at their PC most days posting stupid messages, theyve got better things to do, like go to the pub, go to work or jst simply chill out, most people in small heath cant afford a computer anyway - unless its stolen.
Grow up you sad pathetic spineless middle aged loser
Beckham - George Clooney (past his best footballer & past it actor)
Owen - Tom Cruise (injury prone midget and weird religion midget)
Crouch - Timmy(South Park) Lanky Butt Ugly Bloke & Butt Ugly Paraplegic
Steven Gerrard - Matt Damon - Because they have the same haircut
Frank Lampard - Matt Le Blanc - Podgy Dark Haired Football and Podgy Dark Haired Small Screen Actor
worcesterzulu is a 44 yr old blue nose who sits at home on his pc all day wanking.
ASTON VILLA - PREMIERSHIP
BLUES - CHAMPIONSHIP
and thats the ways its going to be next year.....and the next year.....and the year after that.
Shut the fuck up you sad little small heath scum
to all english people...........goodbye and best of luck,
to all intelligent non insulting foreigners..........goodbye and best of luck
TO ANYBODY THAT INSULTS ENGLAND........#$%$ YOU
See you in 2008
tupacteeth....go and suck your none gangsta teeth sumwhere else clinton boy, go an shout braaaap braaaap braaap at your mates or sumthing, you say all that #$%$ and ur hiding behind a #$%$ pc.
fuhermat is one of those ungrateful immagrants, before he came here he was eating flies and single grains of rice, drinking muddy water and wiping his #$%$ on grass, now hes in London, probly got a job an claims benefits he shudnt, and dares to insult the nation in which he lives in - Osanjo....#$%$ off back to Nigeria where you came from you ungrateful smelly #$%$ - i hear the next world cup is in Africa, go find a job building a stadium or sumthing. Aaah #$%$ it...theyll probably collapse anyway
Well if he can joke then so can i........
heard about the irishman who....?
the irish sailor who was shipwrecked on a desert island..
a lifeboat was washed ashore so paddy built a raft from it.
heard about the irish uri geller.?
he rubbed a spoon and broke three fingers.
what do you call an irishman at varisty.?
an irishman thought that johnny cash was the change from a durex machine
after british rail announced that cylces can go for free on railways an irish cyclist was knocked down by a train..
why do they have so much food at an irish wedding.?
to keep the flies off the bride.
the irish thief who spent seven years planning the perfect smash and grab... He was arrested stealing the brick.
two irishmen arrange a rendezvous... 'if i get there first i'll put a brick on the wall to show i have been there, if you get there first knock the brick off.
what do you call an irish spaceman.?..
irish drunkard, 'bejasus this wine is strong'. Barman tells him the pope drinks it. 'dats why they carry him around in a chair'.
comedian.. 'i will now tell an irish joke', ... Paddy calls out, 'watch it cos oi'm irish', comedian says, 'alright, then i'll tell it slowly'.
two irishmen pass a police station and see a poster outside saying, 'pakistani wanted for rape', ..'bejasus paddy, dese bloody foreigners get all the best jobs'.
two irishmen pass a canadian employment agency and see a sign saying, 'tree fellers wanted', 'bejasus paddy, and dere's only two of us'.
the irishman who spent seven years at university and ended up with an iq equal to none.
irish butcher spent three days trying to hang a pound of mince-meat.
irish tadpole who grew up to be a butterfly.
irish contraceptive pill... 6 feet in diameter. The women roll it against the bedroom door.
irishman who tried unsuccessfully to breed chickens, he was planting them too far apart.
the irishman who couldn't complete the two piece jigsaw puzzle because he lost the lid.
irish wood-worm,... Found in brick
irishwoman that had six kids, 'why don't you use the pill ?' 'i do but it keeps falling out'.
irishwomans philosophy, 'if god didn't mean us to have so many children then why does he keep getting us so drunk on saturday nights?'.
the irish have solved the unemployment problem, they've raised the school leaving age to sixty.
irish girl to mother, 'im pregnant', mother..'are you sure its yours?