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ALAN B 4 posts  |  Last Activity: Apr 2, 2009 23:39 Member since: Mar 18, 2009
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    Predicted results under Shearer:

    by john Apr 2, 2009 22:28
    ALAN B ALAN B Apr 2, 2009 23:39 Flag

    No offence meant, just trying to add a bit of realism to the job.You would do well to try a bit that way the dissapointment wont seem so great but the euphoria if you get out will blow you away.
    Trust me I was at Everton v Wimbledon.

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    Predicted results under Shearer:

    by john Apr 2, 2009 22:28
    ALAN B ALAN B Apr 2, 2009 22:33 Flag

    Bit harsh,but heres mine;

    Toon 1 Chelski 3
    Stoke 1 Toon 0
    Spuds 2 Toon 0
    Toon 2 Pompey 0
    #$%$ 3 Toon 0
    Toon 2 Boro 2
    Toon 1 Fulham 1
    Villa 2 Toon 1

  • ALAN B by ALAN B Apr 2, 2009 15:13 Flag


    Geordie Icon to help with latest attempt to pull Newcastle United out of the s**t.
    No experience needed,but must have past association with the club and have enough magnetism to deflect supporters thoughts from the glaringly obvious.
    The primary function of the post will be to motivate a bunch of useless w***ers by use of charisma, tales of trophy winning exploits (if available) and images of heart thumping,tear enducing stories of successful applicants career.
    The salary will be commesurate with such a high profile appointment,£100k per game (to a minimum of 8 games) and a bonus of £1 million if still in the land of milk and honey next season.

    Geordies. FFS get a grip.Sentiment has no place in modern day football.Ex players,Geordie folk heroes,or media favorites do not turn a bunch of money grabbing , wasting p****s into a decent team in 8 games.Desire and good coaching will,and Shearer coming back will not produce this.
    Oh yeah I forgot,the celebrated tactical genius that is Ian Dowie has been brought in to school the side in exactly what will be required to hit the ground running in the Championship next season.
    Dont tell me the are not far better suited applicants any where who could not have been found,even on a temporary basis for £1.8 mill for an 8 game spell.
    Please dont take the above as some random #$%$ take , I am just amazed that after everything that has gone before you still revert back to type.
    The Shearer feelgood factor has to kick in over the next 3 games,if not I do believe you will be gone forever.

    Good Luck.

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    upcoming games

    by Deano Feb 10, 2009 05:55
    ALAN B ALAN B Mar 18, 2009 15:24 Flag

    I think you guys need to win your next 4 games Stoke/Bolton/Hull/Fulham to stay up.Unrealistic ? Maybe, but you are not going to pick a point up from your last 5 #$%$/Man U/Toon/Villa/Hammers.
    I think its all over for you guys sadly,unless teams above you blow up spectacularly which I dont think will happen.What wont help is I see players in your team already eyeing their move in the summer.
    I hope you pull out of it as I think you lot are one of the more friendly clubs in the prem.lets hope the wheels fall off at Newcastle and its them that go.
    good luck

    An Evertonian