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Le Pruneau 140 posts  |  Last Activity: Sep 3, 2013 17:05 Member since: Jan 27, 2013
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  • Reply to

    Herrera Bid Withdrawn

    by Inter city Sep 3, 2013 07:56
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Sep 3, 2013 17:05 Flag

    Mourinho also said you're a shower of sh** these days and he cant believe Wenger still has a job as manager!

    SPOT ON!!!


  • Reply to

    Kagawa: 'I'll fight for my spot at United'

    by Le Pruneau Sep 3, 2013 15:11
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Sep 3, 2013 17:02 Flag

    Not at all Pixie poof, after all, we are runaway CHAMP2ONS!

    Its not like we've gone 8 years without a trophy, cleared out only half of a completely #$%$ squad and brought in just ONE quality player!

    No doubt Im gonna have many good laughs at your lot this season spluttering around for 4th....as always thats GUARANTEED!!!

    'FRANCENAL ARE BACK'.....(This time its really REALLY true!!!)


  • Two time German player of the year, bought for £12m rising to £17m - what a bargain. City have Silva, Chelski have Mata (?) and now Francenal have Ozil.....Kagawa is at least as good as that lot, but isn't even considered bench worthy half the time. When he is used he is played out position, the damage he could have done to Liverpools mediocre team - it makes me sick to the stomach.

    Rooney will get the nod no doubt this season, and most United fans will churp away about his 'desire' like he supposedly displayed against Chelski. I'd suggest watching that game again. He never threatened the keeper, his only decent effort were from long range, he linked up with RVP ZERO times and refused to pass to him when RVP was CLEARLY in a better position, and overall his general touch has improved from p**s poor to mediocre. But yes he ran back and tackled in his own box, so all is forgiven...my hero!

    Id prefer to see us play like Chelski, with a fluid 3 behind RVP, involving Kawaga as the playmaker, Rooney playing like he did with Ronaldo, and one of Welbeck/Nani etc. However it looks as though 4-4-2 / 4-4-1-1 is the prefered choice and Im pretty sure Moyes is terrified of telling Giggs he's not starting!

    Early days.....

  • Reply to

    Herrera Bid Withdrawn

    by Inter city Sep 3, 2013 07:56
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Sep 3, 2013 14:49 Flag

    Im not convinced that Fellaini is THE player we've needed for a couple years, but it depends on how you approach the subject of our midfield.

    According to Everton fans he can put a foot in, but isnt a great tackler, and we've got Carrick who does that already. He has done his best work playing off the striker, utilising his aeriel threat and physicality. But Kagawa and Rooney are far superior in that role.

    Dont get me wrong, we needed a couple of central midfielders in my opinion, so Im glad we got him as he provides another proven option. Im really disappointed we didn't get Herrera - £31.5m was reasonable, it rises to £36m end of season. I do hope we go back in for him in Jan (thats the rumour), for his sake as much as ours because Bilbao fans gave Llorente a terrible time when it was revealed he was on the way out.

    I just feel we needed more options, so in that sense Fellaini is a good signing. I feel the stick Cleverley is getting is as ridiculous as it is typical. Its Carrick two years ago, its Fletcher 4 years ago, and Ronaldo 'the one trick pony' before that, all over again. Cleverley played well against Liverpool, the problem in that game (and the problem overall in my opinion) wasn't him, it was the fact we needed to play a 40 year old on the right and had no Kagawa or Rooney to make things happen. That game was there for the taking but we were sh** in the final 3rd.

    Its always been that area between midfield and attack, the 'unlocking of the door' so to speak. Rooney does the job OK, but in my opinion Kagawa has more ability in his left testicle playing that role than most others. Get him playing like he can, like he did at Dortmund, and we'll run away with it again this season.

  • Reply to

    Rooney!! Breasking news....

    by TheButchNemesis Aug 14, 2013 23:20
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Aug 18, 2013 11:35 Flag


    The very thought that Rooney would want to leave us for YOU is PRICELESS!!!!

    I'd be MORE than happy for him to join you, you were kind enough to give us RVP for pittance after all, but sadly the odds are about as likely of him joining Yeovil!

  • Its hard to know where to start with your lot this season, you honestly couldn't make half of it up!

    17 absolute shockers got rid of, FINALLY! All of them I told you were steaming pile of dog #$%$ - FACT!

    Then he goes and signs an INJURY PRONE, FREE transfer from LIGUE 2????!!!! I remember warning you about that clown Chamakh, but credit to Wenger, he knows how to put together a Circus show!

    BATTERED at home by #$%$py Villa, that won me £50! Van Persie won me another ton! He really has gone up a notch since jumping your sinking ship, but it was a massive step up for him in class and he's loving every minute of it!

    Im excited to see how Wenger responds to your latest SELF-MADE humiliation/crisis. I 8-2 bring up the last one but it was hilarious for a good couple years, and he seems even MORE clueless than ever!

    'We could have won the game, there were a lot of positives in our game. That is what we have to focus on,'

    Yeah but you DIDNT win the game!. 'Coulda, woulda, shoulda'.....same old Wenger! He finds the positives in absolutely everything (look at the dross he signs FFS!) and continues to 'believe'. I honestly think he's some sort of avid self-help book reader or new age hippie muppet!

    Problem is, you're all a bunch of DRIPS yourselves!

    I bet if you get knocked out of the CL by the Turks you'll say #$%$ like 'this is the kick up the backside Wenger needs'...YOU lot need to wake up and smell the GONE OFF, French sausage and cheese! It stunk before in a good way, but now its just gone bad and theres no coming back now! CHUCK IT OUT!!!

    I get the sentiment, he's done great things but he's so LOOONG past his best, he's not been a winner for many years, whilst myself and United have continued to WIN despite the unbelievable rise in quality in opposition and against all odds!

    A mans reach should exceed his grasp, and sadly for you plonkers 4th place looks a bit of a stretch for old prune face!

    Season over in AUGUST??!

    Le Professeur - Inspirational CHAMP20N

  • Reply to

    You can always tell.......

    by TheButchNemesis Jul 19, 2013 15:07
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Jul 25, 2013 14:42 Flag

    'Don't be silly Kung Fu Pishtopher, you and the ten pound pom never stop mentioning me, I'm top troll around here and I know you two plastic Man U loving pansies can't stand it.

    Come on, tell us all about how you've trained as a US Navy Seal and Shaolin Monk again, it never fails to cause a laugh.

    Or perhaps you can tell everyone about your star-studded wedding in the Caribbean or your sister's recent wedding in Thailand to a rock hard kickboxer! LMFAO

    What would your beloved 'Master' Wong Kiew Kit think about you calling people nasty and untrue names over the internet?

    Although I don't think he'd be all that bothered since you only ever did Tai Chi Chuan for beginners, you useless fat lump.

    You couldn't put the cat out, you're all mouth and no trousers, you're not even good at telling lies. ROTFFLMFAO



    Hahahaha....did I use the word 'OBSESS???!!'


  • Reply to

    You can always tell.......

    by TheButchNemesis Jul 19, 2013 15:07
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Jul 24, 2013 21:49 Flag

    No one encourages Geordie nonce, he just has NOTHING better to do with his time but OBSESS over us!


  • Reply to

    Altree U av mail

    by Jacks Jul 20, 2013 00:12
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Jul 24, 2013 21:48 Flag

    I see Geordie Nonce is begging for our attention over here now!

    Thats summer sorted for him!


  • Reply to

    Higuain: WELCOME TO NAPLES!!!

    by Le Pruneau Jul 24, 2013 20:38
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Jul 24, 2013 21:45 Flag

    Im sure Slayer will enjoy it when he pops over still!!!

  • £31.8m and £140k a week - THATS ALL it took to get a world class striker from Real Madrid!!?!

    Classic old Prune Face strikes AGAIN...'We're minted - HONEST!!!'


  • £31.8m and £140k a week - THATS ALL it took to get a world class striker from Real Madrid!!?!

    Classic old Prune Face strikes AGAIN...'We're minted - HONEST!!!'


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    by John Jul 20, 2013 20:22
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Jul 21, 2013 13:13 Flag

    He's very good John, but it begs the question, what have Theo, OX, Gary Coleman, Wilshere, Frodo Baggins, Cazorla, Bernard, and Danny Devito all got in common??

    I bet Sam Allardyce will be looking forward to playing you!

  • Reply to

    Be careful what you wish for

    by A Yahoo! User Jul 20, 2013 13:12
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Jul 21, 2013 13:00 Flag

    NO ONE respects slayer, he is loathed by absolutely everyone. If his dad knew he existed he'd be devastated at what he produced.

    If Gillian wasn't always under the influence of alcohol, if Pixie wasn't mentally challenged, and if Geordie gobsh*te wasn't desperate for underage friends, Slayer would be the sole problem of the yahoo message boards.

    He usually knows whats good for him and avoids me such is the magnitude of me making him look bad!

  • Reply to

    Be careful what you wish for

    by A Yahoo! User Jul 20, 2013 13:12
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Jul 21, 2013 12:56 Flag

    Sad little racist Slayer, the one everyone remembers dropping the N-Bomb on me in typical Slayer cowardly fashion, and boasting about his cultures disgusting caste system - the illegal immigrant (his words) will never live that down.

    As usual, you can see Francenals laughable actions in the transfer window have him worried, hence all the desperate references to the mighty record breaking 20 times CHAMPIONS of England!

    Whats it now, 8 years posting about how United aren't that good, and Francenal are amazing (LOL!)...hmmm lets see how thats worked out for him!....

    2006 - League Cup
    2007- PL Champs!
    2008- PL Champs! EUROPEAN Champs! WORLD CHAMPS!!!
    2009- PL Champs! League Cup!
    2010- Lost title by 1 Point! League Cup!
    2011- PL Champs!
    2012- Lost title on GD!
    2013- PL Champs!

    2006- NOTHING!!
    2007- NOTHING!! (Emirates PMSL Cup)!
    2008- NOTHING!!
    2009- NOTHING!! (Emirates PMSL Cup)!
    2010- NOTHING!! (Emirates PMSL Cup)!
    2011- NOTHING!!
    2012- NOTHING!!
    2013- NOTHING!!

    He may have got an A- at an English University (PMSL!!!), but he gets a capital F for fail when it comes to anything football related!!!

    MONUMENTALLY OWNED!!! Hahahaha!!!!

  • Reply to

    Be careful what you wish for

    by A Yahoo! User Jul 20, 2013 13:12
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Jul 20, 2013 18:01 Flag

    The only sport Slayer is qualified to comment on is cricket, time and again he's proved that when it comes to football he's way out of his depth.

    Women make more sense!

  • Reply to

    Suarez, Rooney....now MATA?!!

    by Le Pruneau Jul 19, 2013 14:27
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Jul 19, 2013 18:03 Flag

    Hi Willem, Im very well thankyou - hope life is treating you kindly.....although I must admit I'll be a lot happier with a couple quality midfielders coming in soon. Like you say, there is plenty of time, but in your case their are some familiar warning signs emanating from your old spin doctor and tightwad of a manager!

    If Spurs can keep hold of AVB I think he's got a good shot at being the one to really take them to the next level, he's doing good things there.

    Do you think £40m is too much for Suarez? Im surprised Real Madrid aren't at the head of the queue for him, or Chelski for that matter.

  • Reply to

    Could it be?

    by John Jul 19, 2013 08:46
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Jul 19, 2013 14:30 Flag

    Id be concerned about his comments over your smashing in goals for fun against the asian teams, take it from someone who knows Wengers strange behaviour better than most!

    Wenger is demonstrating that he is as DELUSIONAL as ever, and most of you here should really have known better.

    Tut tut!

  • Why doesn't old prune face go the whole way and make a £30m bid for Messi??!!!

    Come on sheeple, the infamous panic buy spending frenzy on utter garbage that Wenger jumped into with both eyes closed (after we raped you 8-2) was comical, but this summer he's taken clueless to a whole new level.

    Does he really believe that because we took RVP off you that he can do the same to us bigger clubs???!

    He is delusional, STILL! Surely you must be worried?!

  • Reply to

    My Life in a Nutshell...

    by JamesB Jul 1, 2013 17:11
    Le Pruneau Le Pruneau Jul 1, 2013 19:35 Flag

    Hello again Dodge/Gillian!!!