Middlesbrough Message Board
Fat , Ugly & racist....Chubbs would be proud to hear such complements.
You are funnier though that's for sure...however, and I am sorry to wreck your illusions of comedy genius, you come across more like a clown funny..or a trained chimp.
So how about amusing us some more (throws a banana) come Jabba, dance for us.
One thing's for sure, I'm far funnier than that fat, ugly, racist prat known as Roy 'Chubby' Brown, the pride of Teesside.
Just to let you know CJ, The Krankies are Scottish but I'll let you off on that one since you're a typical smoggy, and everyone knows that you lot are as thick as pig s h i t !
We love you too Jabs, good to see the knuckle dragging hasn't effected your dazzling sense of humour and you still rank alongside other great Geordie comedians such as the the Krankies.
To be honest, I have been hugely impressed by Newcastle this year, they have achieved far more than anyone could have predicted (especially I am sure by Newcastle fans themselves) some great performances this season.
Perhaps Mike Ashley is the right man for the job after all and didn't deserve the criticism he received.
Anyway, I left a banana for you in the Newcastle forum...go fetch boy. ;o)
It's pretty obvious that I was laughing at my own humour, if you hadn't already noticed, I'd started this thread laughing!
Perhaps I should have realised a bit sooner that a thick inbred smoggy wouldn't have been able to figure that one out for itself?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA talk about a knuckle dragging primate, you been looking into the mirror again?
back to the football, now there's the Toon sweeping aside the likes of Man U, Chelsea and Liverpool this season and what have the Boro done?
NOTHING, they couldn't even make the play-offs!
Enjoy your Championship mediocrity, with a bit of luck Boro will go another league down next season!
#$%$ town, #$%$ football club, #$%$ fans = Boro!!!
In a twist...you mean like typing HAHA over and over because I made you look like a knuckle dragging primate once again?
Or were you laughing at your own humour?
Well someone has to I suppose.
Anyway less of that, its good to see someone other than myself on this message board even if it is of the simian variety.
Righto, I am off for a beer to watch us get stuffed by Southampton.
Coming from an inbred DOYLUM like you, that's almost amusing!
You've got to laugh @the Boro - crap town, crap team, crap fans!
No getting your white socks all in a twist now!!!
So what has gone wrong for us. Always in the top 4 until Christmas, and then relegation form since. I was at the cardiff match on Saturday gone and felt the players did not know how and where they were supposed to be playing in the first half. Mcdonald and the other scot were just arguing with everyone and spent more time with their hands in the air in frustration than playing for the team. We need team players and solid tactics with plan a, b and c already in mind before each game. Scouts need to watch the opposition and understand their strengths and weaknesses, it doesn't seem to be happening from what I have seen(which i will readily admit is not much since I live abroad). Mowbray was a revelation, when he first came, but seems to have gone stale. Remember Tony, you are only as good as the team you build around you, so consider changes in the summer and dont rely on old mates all the time, football is a business not a chariety adn the fans deserve more attractive football.
I haven't been on here in ages, I see it's died it's death in here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not surprising really, Boro, small town, small mentality, inbred population and a #$%$ football club.
Keep pulling your white socks up. HAHAHAHAHA
LUKAS Jutkiewicz has opened talks with Boro and could complete a deal by the weekend.
Coventry and Boro have agreed on a fee for the 22-year-old hitman believed to be in the region of £1.5m rising to £2m.
It’s now a case of player and club agreeing personal terms and talks are underway.
City were reluctant to allow Jutkiewicz to leave until they could recruit a replacement striker.
But that issue was resolved yesterday when the Championship strugglers signed Manchester City striker Alex Nimely on loan.
Nimely, of course, spent three months with Boro earlier this season, though failed to score in 10 appearances.
Jutkiewicz is Tony Mowbray’s No 1 January transfer target and almost signed in August before City pulled the plug at the 11th hour.
Read More http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/boro-fc/boro-fc-news/2012/01/12/boro-open-talks-with-striker-lukas-jutkiewicz-84229-30108905/#ixzz1jFVbevLd
Ok, it’s now the 21st April 2011.... the end of another unimpressive season grinds to a close... at the moment I think we are safe from relegation, but we find ourselves 33 points behind the championship leaders.... how can we turn this around next season, to be sitting clear of the rest of the field just like QPR are sitting now...? Over the last few games we have changed things around…. At one point not long ago I could see us heading for division 1, but we are now fighting.... Our team must start to believe in their own abilities first, then they must want to play for Boro... They must find a new hunger for the ball... strikers must be hungry for goals.... defense hungry for possession.... The opposition cannot score if we have the ball.... come on guys.... let’s get a real Positive Mental Attitude and get back to where we belong... The PREMIERSHIP.
Just a note to wish Bryan Robson and his family all the best wishes on hearing he has throat cancer.....
Even if you have differing opinions about his coaching abilities, he established the academy which is now the back bone of the middlesbrough team, and has made us millions in transfer fees.
Get well soon...
come on BORO...!!
The story of the moga era.....Another good hard fought win y'day, but just imagine if we didn't have so many sick notes.
I know they are genuine injuries but the safe havens of middle table and no more relegation sweating is a realistic target.
Reviewing the remaining fixtures and I anticipate we will have another 4 wins, 3 draws and 2 losses this season.... lets keep the faith and push on for next season..... come on BORO...!!
For the hell of me i couldnt understand what Kris was thinking about when he signed for Gordon Strachen,a would have stayed at Ibrox for another 3 or 4 years and then moved on but only to a team that was not being destroyed by a Strachen a Mowbray as these guys are fuckin useless,the big lad will get back into the scoring mood but not at the team of losers he is at just now.
Grant you are not a Rangers fan,and what gives you the right to slaughter big Kris,the same man kept Rangers at the top o the league,so rap it.
I am a Rangers fan but was never a Boyd fan. I found him lazy and you had to set a team round him. I will adfmit though, when you let him play his game he is superb. He does not cope really well with personal pressure but I think he could do a job for you and a really brilliant one at that. That from someone who had a long time of despite toward him.