Football's great, isn't it? Football videos - equally great. Maybe even better. Fact. Don't think so? Take a few minutes, have a scroll, then come back and admit that you're wrong...
It's Bohemian Rhapsody. It's footballer names. It's one of the most inventive five and a half minutes of video you'll see on the internet - and unexpectedly catchy!
Never bothered learning the real words when you were a kid? Good news!
"ARRRRRSENE WENGERRRRR" pic.twitter.com/cOmn4WSQ4s
— TheFootballRepublic (@TheFootballRep) October 27, 2016
Internet head-swap videos. We've all seen them - and some of us quite like them. Even so...this probably tops every single one.
Footy virals: mainly just cutting people's heads out and sticking them on stuff pic.twitter.com/6e2mq7J50S
— The Football Ramble (@FootballRamble) March 12, 2017
The greatest thing to happen in an England friendly since Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored that absolute worldy of an overhead kick.
Ashley Young: Manchester United captain.
No caption needed (except this one).
Mark Clattenburg's team of linesmen. Probably.
— Charlton Athletic FC (@CAFCofficial) August 18, 2016
Own goals are funny on a fundamental level, from beginning to end. The panic, the scramble, the devastated sinking to the knees. But at least most players who score them don't come within a hair's breadth of breaking their own nose in the process...
Mitchell Weiser: Germany Under-21 international, former Bayern Munich player, Bundesliga winner...and worst diver in the history of football.
Worst own goal, worst dive...and worst miss, just to round off the holy trinity of football bloopers!
This is it. This effort from Serbia's fourth tier is officially the worst miss of all time. Note his teammate's pure disbelief at the end. pic.twitter.com/dNW9Jn2Ema
— Andy Ha (@_AndyHa) November 22, 2016
Not the hero we etc etc, but the hero we etc etc.
Fiver says it's Wes Hoolahan under that...
One day, Danny Dyer will run the FA. On that day, football will be complete.
I edited the entire first season of Danny Dyer's The Real Football Factories into one 60 second chunk. pic.twitter.com/U8thmYU9CR
— #BROKEN Wil Jonesゴジラ (@AchinglyChic) September 29, 2016
One of the two managers involved in this match was sacked after full time. Somehow, it wasn't Pardew.
Want to see the moment a man became a meme?
What is the point of Charlie Nicholas?
No, seriously, what is the point of Charlie Nicholas?
And finally... Tony. Alexander. Adams.
Tony Adams new training regime is underway at Granada! You can't beat it pic.twitter.com/x34Lk3wlCJ
— Soccer AM (@SoccerAM) April 15, 2017
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