Lee Shaughnessy began shouting and swearing after he thought a person had jumped the queue at the Premier cab office.
The 54-year-old also threw a cup at a staff member before damaging two computer screens.
Shaughnessy, of Swift Close, Blackpool, admitted assault and criminal damage worth £600.
Blackpool Magistrates heard he had been to a football game and then met up with relatives who had been drinking during the afternoon.
He was drunk when he went for a taxi home and lost his temper in the cab office.
He was ordered to pay fines and compensation totalling £1,835.