Manchester United have scored nine goals and conceded 14 so clearly should have signed Kane. But it's alright because Hojlund 'showed he could match' him.
Gerrard left Liverpool in 2015 after Rodgers told him his game time would be limited, only for Klopp to arrive two months later. Gerrard was 'devastated'.
Andy Cole says two Manchester United stars are suffering from 'second season syndrome' in the Premier League and need to perform to regain the 'respect that's gone'.
Kai Havertz was very meh, then very good, to provide the strongest evidence yet that Mikel Arteta is putting a square peg in a round hole. Oh, and Arsenal were brilliant.
Former Manchester United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer claims he was told he "couldn’t buy the players" that he "mentioned to the club" as possible targets.
The BBC has snubbed the Red Roses by turning down the chance to show their upcoming matches against Canada – despite being offered the rights for free.