First up, Cantona gives his take on PSG’s collapse against Barcelona and it is not pretty, with some Oscar fun mixed in to boot.
Don’t have sex while watching football
"And the winner is: Paris Saint Germain, begins Cantona.
“Ah, sorry guys, it’s Barcelona! For some, it was ‘miracle on grass’, but for others it was the ‘heist of the century’.
“Either way, it was epic. Seven minutes is the time that Barca needed to score three crucial goals.
“Seven minutes is the time it takes for PSG defender Serge Aurier to put on his socks when called in as a sub in the French League.
“Seven minutes is the time Manchester City qualified for the quarter-finals. As it happens, seven minutes is also the average time for sexual intercourse. And don’t say no, cause you know it is true!
“Point of it is: don’t have sex while watching football, because you will miss a lot of things.”
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