Now, just like the mom who hopped into the wrong car to rant about tampons or the mom whose thong was paraded around on her child’s school all day, Shannon’s mortifying story is cracking up TikTok.
Needing to do some chores around the house but still wanting to enjoy her alone time, Shannon decided to play a “smutty” audiobook across the speakers throughout her house.
It was a rainy day, so Shannon and her dogs stayed inside all morning, contentedly cleaning and enjoying her naughty tale.
Finally, around 3 p.m., when the weather was starting to clear up, Shannon decided to put her pups outside — and that’s when she made her horrifying discovery.
Playing across her backyard speakers at high volume was her adult book (Deviant King by Rina Kent, for any curious readers). She had mistakenly connected the audio to both her inside and outside speakers, and at a very high volume.
Shannon was mortified to realize the audiobook must have been broadcast all morning long — every dirty word of it.
The embarrassed mom wrapped up her video by calmly announcing that her family had no choice but to move away.
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‘Omg this made my morning!’
TikTokers from around the world jumped into Shannon’s comments to share their reactions.
“You bought an audiobook for the whole neighborhood! That’s so nice! It’s like a book club!” one user joked.
“Wait ’til the neighbor comes over and asks for the title so they can find out what happens next,” another user laughed.
“All the moms in the neighborhood sitting outside yelling at their kids ‘GO BACK INSIDE, MOMMY IS VACUUMING THE YARD!’” one user said, laugh-crying emojis in tow.
“Now you know why your neighbor has been doing yard work all day in the rain,” joked another user.
“Omg this made my morning! If I was your neighbor, I just would have had a good laugh!” another user added.
Even the author of the book chimed in, cracking up at Shannon’s story. “OMG. I think I should be sorry for writing the book, but I’m laughing,” wrote Rina Kent.
The next time Shannon goes to enjoy some alone time with a good audiobook, she’s sure to double-check her speaker settings — perhaps to her neighbors’ chagrin!
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