Oh I’d prefer a billionaire Kuwaiti
A Swede, a Dane, or better yet, Norwegian
To anyone from Africa or Haiti
Or any equatorial-ish region.
As long as we are having these discussions
Regarding who to let in through the doorway
I wouldn’t mind a few more Finns or Russians
Or people from a place like, maybe, Norway.
If we have to have more immigration
We need a wall against the raging hordes
While letting in more people from a nation
With reindeer and with lutefisk and fjords.
So you can keep your tired and your poorish
Your huddled masses don’t mean s*** to me.
Go ahead and call me crude or boorish
But I prefer blonde people who can ski.
Yahoo News writer Jerry Adler occasionally escapes his handlers and writes scraps of light verse on the day’s events. Further examples can be found here.
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