It seems there are no bounds to Cristiano Ronaldo's vanity; well, not if we take into account his latest offering for the world's media (and his many fans in fairness).
Hot off the heels of the monstrosity which was supposed to have been Cristiano Ronaldo's head adorning the newly renamed Cristiano Ronaldo Airport in Madeira, the sculpted Galactico - awful pun intended - has now released a series of self indulgent photographs, presumably to take the edge off the backlash that followed the aforementioned statue's unveiling.
As for the current display of self-worship, a couple of choice tweets reveal all, and we invite you to make of this what you will:
May your Tuesday morning be as relaxing as Cristiano Ronaldo's... pic.twitter.com/NRoYQLNbci
— Ben McAleer (@BenMcAleer1)
4 April 2017
Understandably, this snap encouraged a few trolls to make their presence felt:
@BenMcAleer1 How does he look both relaxed and constipated?
— Natasha Henry (@NatashaSHenry)
4 April 2017
Having said that, maybe this contradictory position is one most men have found themselves in at some point in their lives, perhaps when standing over a urinal at half-time after one too many Bovrils...
— fcnaija (@fc1naija)
April 4, 2017