Pining for the days of Tomasz Radzinski

Scott Murray
The Guardian
<span class="element-image__caption">Better days for the Purple and Whites: Anderlecht’s Tomasz Radzinski runs beside Manchester United’s Mikael Silvestre in the 2000-01 Champions League.</span> <span class="element-image__credit">Photograph: Yves Herman/Reuters</span>
Better days for the Purple and Whites: Anderlecht’s Tomasz Radzinski runs beside Manchester United’s Mikael Silvestre in the 2000-01 Champions League. Photograph: Yves Herman/Reuters


Royal Sporting Club Anderlecht have a storied European history, starting with their 10-0 spanking by a Tommy Taylor and Dennis Viollet inspired Manchester United in 1956, to the time they paid the referee £27,000 to cheat Nottingham Forest out of a place in the Euro Vase final of 1984. Those are stories, right? To be fair, along the way there have been good times too: they’ve bagged a couple of Cup Winners’ Cups, one at the expense of West Ham United, plus the 1983 Euro Vase. But it’s been a long while since they’ve been a force on the continent. There was brave defeat in the 1990 Cup Winners’ Cup final, and Tomasz Radzinski scored twice against United in the Big Cup groups of 2000, but otherwise pickings are slim. Pining for the glory days of Tomasz Radzinski. This is where they’re at.

United are, of course, on a quest to win Euro Vase and, in doing so, become only the second club in England, and the fifth overall after Juventus, Ajax, Bayern Munich and Chelsea, to land all of the big three European prizes. They should do it, if everyone’s being honest with themselves, as the only other teams left in the competition this year are Genk, Basingstoke Town, Basingstoke Town reserves, Basingstoke Town U11s, the darts team from the Dog & Duck, Giles and Maureen (a nice couple from Surrey who thought they were entering a bridge drive but filled out the wrong form) and Anderlecht. It’s a clear run, really.

Anderlecht are currently top of the ultra-competitive Belgian First Division, seven places clear of Genk and 16 ahead of relegation-threatened Giles and Maureen (another unfortunate administrative error, all they wanted was a nice relaxing game of bowls). Nevertheless, they won’t be particularly looking forward to this rubber. They’ve lost 20 of their 32 matches against English opposition, and both of their games against José Mourinho, when he was going through his Chelsea phase in 2005. And the last time they ran into Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the F Scott Fitzgerald short story scored four goals for Paris Saint-Germain.

Ibrahimovic will be on something of a high having last weekend scored his 28th cracker of the season against Sunderland, and today been named on the shortlist for the PFA player of the year alongside Eden Hazard, Alexis Sánchez, Romelu Lukaku, Harry Kane and PFA player of the year N’Golo Kanté. Anderlecht may be reduced to hoping that United suddenly get the fear upon remembering how their only other quarter-final appearance in Euro Vase saw them knocked out on penalty kicks by Videoton in 1985. Pining for the days of Tomasz Radzinski, and also Ron Atkinson. That it’s come to this for the famous Purple and Whites.


Join Scott Murray for minute-by-minute coverage of Anderlecht 1-2 Manchester United in Big Vase at 8.05pm BST.


“There is a theory that the rise in nationalism led to Germany going on a more aggressive approach, Britain were dominant so had to defend themselves in the colonies and the seas, and that was how the naval arms race came about, because Britain were the main power. Nationalism had a big effect and then never really went away and led to Hitler as well” – Portsmouth’s Christian Burgess chats to Ben Fisher. Not your standard football interview.

<span class="element-image__caption">Portsmouth’s Christian Burgess: knows his naval history.</span> <span class="element-image__credit">Photograph: Robbie Jay Barratt - AMA/Getty Images</span>
Portsmouth’s Christian Burgess: knows his naval history. Photograph: Robbie Jay Barratt - AMA/Getty Images


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