The Reverse Sam Allardici Effect

Paul Doyle
·7-min read
<span>Photograph: Michael Regan/Reuters</span>
Photograph: Michael Regan/Reuters


No outsiders were allowed to attend Cardiff’s 0-0 draw with Charlton this week but do not think for a moment that Chelsea suits are unaware of what went on there. The result left Cardiff in sixth place in the Championship. If they stay there until the end of the season, then it’s goodbye Wales for Neil Harris, and hello Stamford Bridge! A sixth-place finish in the second tier is not the sort of managerial feat that a club with Chelsea’s ambitions can afford to ignore.

Harris is 42 years old, the same age as Chelsea’s current gaffer, and – just in case this matters – he has a relatively long record of success as a manager, having previously raised standards at Millwall. Then again, he didn’t go to the right school as a player and doesn’t have glamorous ties, and that’s not a good look in Tory Britain. Harris, then, isn’t eligible to benefit from what we may call the Reverse Sam Allardici Effect, unlike one Frank Lampard Jr. If the man currently in the Chelsea hot seat were called Francesco Lampardici – or indeed Garrio Rowetto – then an army of pen and pitchfork wielders would be calling for his head.

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To put it another way: if Frank Lampard were named Maurizio Sarri, he’d be sitting mighty nervously right now, with tens of thousands of boots aimed unflinchingly at his hole. Because on Wednesday, Lampard’s Chelsea were outrun and outwitted by David Moyes’s West Ham – not to be confused with Manuel Pellegrini’s West Ham, who also dumped on Lampard’s Chelsea this season. As did Everton, Southampton, Newcastle and Bournemouth (what? Are you making stuff up again? – Fiver Ed), not to mention Bayern Munich, who remain on course to give Chelsea a solid Arsenalling and inflict their highest ever aggregate defeat in Europe.

“It’s about perspective,” sniffed Lampard after a defence featuring none of the youngsters he is said to be nurturing conceded three goals to a relegation-threatened rabble who hadn’t scored since the pre-pandemic age. “I can’t help but tell the truth,” continued the manager whose team have already lost two more league matches than Sarri did during the whole season. “It’s a game we should have won,” explained Lampard. “I wouldn’t say it’s the story of our season because it’s been a good season, but there have been so many of these moments.” There certainly have. Which is why Leicester, who finished 20 points behind Sarri’s Chelsea last season, are still above Lampard’s outfit, and Wolves and Manchester United are gaining ground fast. Chelsea have already signed reinforcements for next season, but maybe they should be preparing a parachute for Harris.


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Another look? Sure, why not.
Another look? Sure, why not. Photograph: Andrew Matthews/Reuters

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