Want to buy a nice semi-detached house?
How about this one?
It’s located in the London suburb of Uxbridge, has a spacious garden and… oh.
Every single room in the house is decorated in purple.
Literally every single one.
It’s currently advertised on property site Rightmove, which describes it as “cleverly planned” and “maintained to a high standard”.
Oh, and the decor? It’s a “family inspired design”, apparently.
That explains why the bath is covered in purple carpet:
Even the plants are purple.
Yours for the bargain price of £400,000. No redecoration necessary, if you like being constantly surrounded with the colours of seduction.
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