Today’s a day off for Mike Ross.
So, we imagine he was in pretty good spirits having helped Ireland to a Six Nations win at the weekend and (probably) seen his name on the team-sheet again for the visit of Wales. His mind at ease, off he popped for an afternoon of Mike-time and a bit of shopping.
Wait, I don’t remember parking under another vehicle…
Count to 10, Mike. Count to 10 and take it all out on Gethin Jenkins instead.