Marcos Rojo ate a banana.
After United's dull-as-dishwater 1-0 win over a defensive FK Rostov side at Old Trafford, that was pretty much all that mattered.
Marcos Rojo ate a banana. And Twitter loved it.
Let's start with the incident itself...
There's just been a banana relay that's ended up in Marcus Rojo's mouth pic.twitter.com/0m2xWDKuek— Patrick Heardman (@PatrickBenjam) March 16, 2017
Not even Jose Mourinho escaped unscathed.
Jones doing take ons, Fellaini doing overhead flicks, Rojo eating a banana. Very very weird game— Shihab (@Shihab06) March 16, 2017
Marcos Rojo requesting a banana midway through tonight's game has been the highlight of the match. Superb communication and execution.— Liam Canning (@LiamPaulCanning) March 16, 2017
Marcos Rojo has been handed a banana to eat. Phil Jones has seen this and asked the bench if he can have a Curly Wurly and a comic.— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 16, 2017
Marcos Rojo is gonna be on one in this last 15 minutes— Scott Saunders (@_scottsaunders) March 16, 2017
Jones needing his inhaler. Rojo needing a banana. Bailly: pic.twitter.com/2gFHwEOZT5— ㅤㅤㅤ (@AaronMancz) March 16, 2017
Even United fans weren't shy of taking a light-hearted dig at their own side.
You know what's coming now guys... Manchester United official banana partner. #MUFC— Georgan (@RedGeorgan) March 16, 2017
Because the internet never forgets.
Rojo be like banana > toast pic.twitter.com/LJw1jRAZhZ— Freebets.co.uk (@freebetscouk) March 16, 2017
Never, ever forgets.
Rojo will probably have to resign tomorrow because someone put a bet on him eating a banana on the pitch... pic.twitter.com/frbpH1Omcz— Jamie Spencer (@jamiespencer155) March 16, 2017