10-Presumably German figure skaters Robin Szolkowy and Aliona Savchenko were warned: "Don't wear that, you'll look like clowns." Savchenko's tear may not actually be painted on.
9-Ski jumper Andreas Kofler pairs a salmon pink helmet with a yellow plastic poncho. Let's hope he took that thing off before jumping.
8-Kevin van der Perren was 12th in the figure skating short program. He's clearly better suited to the skeleton.
7-Do not adjust your monitor. French snowboarder Mathieu Crepel's moustache really is
6-Two words for Tomas Verner's get-up: Hello. Sailor.
5-Magdalena Neuner adds an elaborate bobble hat to her nuclear fallout suit as she collects biathlon gold. Call it 'meltdown chic'.
4-This is US ice hockey goalie Jonathan Quick's helmet. Presumably he is hoping opponents will aim for the back of his head, not the back of the net.