Jonas Vingegaard has won the Tour de France after the Jumbo-Visma rider completed the 21-stage race 7min 29sec faster than runner-up Tadej Pogacar in Paris on Sunday.
The ageing icon is infinitely watchable, and will start against France in the last eight, but his waxwork target man act is now a hindrance
The penultimate last-16 tie sees a surprise package take on a former champion