#GarethSouthgateWould probably politely ask football if it wanted to come home first, then contact its parents and ask if it was okay.

— David Bedwell (@DavidBedwell) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould listen earnestly to all that Glenn Hoddle has to say

— Wrighty (@neilwrightlegal) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould stop the microwave at 0:01 so that it doesn't go off and wake everyone up whilst they are sleeping

— Jellybeansean (@Whathaveyadone) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould never put empty wrappers back in the Quality Street tin.

— LouiseMankau (@LMankau) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould take the Ring to Mordor... and throw it into the fire once he got there.

— Tolkien Society (@TolkienSociety) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould respectfully put in earphones to watch something on Netflix on public transport, but throw on the subtitles just in case anyone wanted to watch over his shoulder

— Ronan (@_RonanKelly) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould never drive past McDonald's and tell you that you've got food at home

— Jack Mull (@J4CKMULL) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould Pay an equal share of the restaurant bill, even though he didn't have a starter and only drank the tap water.

— Richard Peach (@RichardCPeach) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould Know exactly at what angle to PIVOT when helping you upstairs with your new sofa.

— Helen Chamberlain (@HellsBellsy) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould stand in front of you at a gig, realise & immediately apologise and move a yard to the left

— Callum (@cal_thornhill) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould know what day to put the bins out after a Bank Holiday. And would let all his neighbours know just in case.

— IronLion (@scott161) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould Knock and tell you if he was having a bbq next door and you had your washing out.

— Elaine Rush (@chubachups) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould bring your parcel straight round as soon as you got home instead of waiting for you to come get it.

— Georgia Sanders 💖💜💙🏳️‍🌈 (@UpAndGeorgia) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould Run out and get your washing off the line if it started raining and you hadn't noticed.

— Jane James (@TheJaneJames) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould throw away a pen which didn't work rather than just putting it back in the communal mug for someone else to pick up and deal with later.

— Dating Dad (@aDatingDad) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould let you go in front at the checkout with a full trolley when he’s only got a pint of milk

— Tom Logan (@tominatorlogan) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould use a bookmark, instead of turning the edge of the pages down, if he borrowed a book from you.

— Sharron_P (@Shazzapre) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould reschedule Saturday's match for all those stressed "brides to be" out there who booked their weddings 18 months ago for 2pm on Saturday 🙄

— Sharon Edwards (@Sequins71) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould stop a conversation about Game of Thrones half way through and say “Has everyone seen it? Dave? No? Right then... let’s talk about something else so we don’t spoil it for Dave”

— Мiск Соорег (@themickcooper) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould have stayed loyal in Casa Amor!

— Dave Goodings (@DavidGoodings) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould never run through a field of wheat

— Michael Morrow (@MichaelMorrow93) July 4, 2018

#GarethSouthgateWould go back in time to Euro 96 and not change a thing because he knows it made him the man he is today.

— Ollie Booth (@olliebooth1991) July 4, 2018