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Bad hair day? The bald footballers who looked weirder before they lost their locks

Some people just look better without hair! Just ask Gianluca Vialli.
Some people just look better without hair! Just ask Gianluca Vialli.

Disclaimer: I am disproportionately interested in footballers’ hair. I have no idea why, it probably stems back to some childhood trauma in the barbers of some sort.

Anyway, after working on a Mick McCarthy story looking back over the highs and lows of the former Ipswich manager’s career – having quit with immediately effect on Tuesday night – I realised he used to have hair.

Obviously he has hair now but while these days is looks like the feathery neck to a coat Liberace would have worn, back in the 1980s he looked like a fresh-faced boyband member.

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And he isn’t the only one because it got me thinking about other footballers we know and love to be bald but who once had a full head of hair. Read on for more…

Andy Johnson

The AJ we know and love
The AJ we know and love
Well that just looks unnatural
Well that just looks unnatural

Mick McCarthy

Classic Mick
Classic Mick
Look how happy he is to have hair
Look how happy he is to have hair

Brad Friedel

Go on Brad, lad
Go on Brad, lad
Who the hell is that?!
Who the hell is that?!

Pepe Reina

Good old Pep
Good old Pep
That is a completely different man/child
That is a completely different man/child

Leigh Griffiths

Someone who looked better without hair BEFORE
Someone who looked better without hair BEFORE
Come on mate you’re fooling no-one
Come on mate you’re fooling no-one

Gianluca Vialli

How Vialli entered our lives
How Vialli entered our lives
Italy’s Eurovision entry for 1990
Italy’s Eurovision entry for 1990

Jaap Stam

Contemplating why he left United in 2001
Contemplating why he left United in 2001
Ok that just looks fake
Ok that just looks fake

Fabian Barthez

Obviously this is Barthez
Obviously this is Barthez
I’m not saying that looks like a wig but…that looks like a wig
I’m not saying that looks like a wig but…that looks like a wig

Thierry Henry

Coolest man alive
Coolest man alive
Oh sweet Jesus
Oh sweet Jesus

Zinedine Zindane

Classic Zizou
Classic Zizou
Wow
Wow

Roberto Carlos

That sweet left foot
That sweet left foot
Ok that’s a totally different footballer
Ok that’s a totally different footballer