Premier League glory. The stuff dreams are made of.
From Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes and Gary Neville to Didier Drogba, Thierry Henry and Frank Lampard, winning England’s top division is a feat synonymous with football’s elite.
Or so we thought. The recent miracle of Leicester aside, there are some truly bemusing names on the list of those to lift the most prestigious domestic crown.
Mind you, there are plenty of star names to never lift the title. I’ll let your imagination wander on that one.
Take a trip down this particular footballing rabbit hole and find out some of the worst of the best to lift the league in May.